Over the Hill Quotes

Some fun over the hill quotes to write in a birthday card or to use at an over the hill party:

• "Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D."
  
  
• "You turn out the lights out for economic reasons rather than romantic ones."
  
  
• "You tell your friends you're having an affair and they want to know if you're having it catered."
  
  
• "Your children are beginning to look middle aged."
  
  
• "Your ears are hairier than your head."
  
  
• "Your teeth don't sleep in the same room with you."

More quotes...

• "You know you're over the hill when you can live without sex but not your glasses."
  
  
• "Going without your bra pulls all the wrinkles out of your face."
  
  
• "You have two sets of glasses. You need the first pair to find the second."
  
  
• "Your joints are more accurate than the weather channel."
  
  
• "At the job interview they no longer ask you what you think you'll be doing in five years."
  
  
• "You can't remember your phone number."
  
  
• "You're interested in going home before you get to where you're going."
  
  
• "You know you're over the hill when you tell the same story over and over and over...."
  
  
• "Your children are now lying about their age."
  
  
• "You've got more bottles in your medicine cabinet than in your wine cellar."

A few more over the hill quotes...

• "You get out of breath walking down a hill."
  
  
• "They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." – Malcolm Cowley
  
  
• "When you travel, you're older than all the ancient sites that all the tourists go to see."
  
  
• "Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either."
  
  
• "You know you're over the hill when an 'all-nighter' means not getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom."
  
  
• "Your idea of a night out is sitting in your rocker on the patio."
  
  
• "Your computer has more memory than you."
  
  
• "Your family talks about you as if you're not in the room."
  
  
• "The car you drove in high school is now considered a 'classic' and ten times more valuable than when you bought it."
  
  
• "The fear of 'turning into your parents' has been replaced by the fear of 'turning into your grandparents.'"
  
  
• "You know you're over the hill when you and your spouse wear coordinated outfits."

If you have any over the hill quotes that we can add to the list, please let us know! Ideas for over the hill gifts.