Over the Hill Jokes | Poems
The best antidote to aging, other than going to a plastic surgeon, is a sense of humor. It is inevitable that you will grow older. Once you accept this, you'll agree that it's better than the alternative. As you get closer to going over the hill, you'll feel better knowing that you're not the only one who's experiencing heartburn, hearing loss, hair loss, and memory loss. It happens to everyone, so you'd better accept it. Over the hill jokes or poems that poke fun at age can be the best medicine.
You know you're over the hill when:
Happy Hour is a nap in the afternoon.
You have all the time in the world to put your photographs in photo albums, but you can't remember who the people in the snapshots are.
Your children are beginning to look middle aged.
The bad part is that you have to grow old before somebody will tell you that you look young for your age.
A 75 year old woman was a guest at a lot of weddings. Her favorite thing was to nudge the 20 year old boys and tell them, "You're next." She stopped doing this when someone said the exact same thing to her... only this time, she was at a funeral.
The car you drove in college is now considered a "classic" worth ten times its original price.
You spend ten minutes looking for your glasses that you've been holding in your hand the whole time.
You've changed your hair color so many times you're tempted to let the roots grow out just to see what your natural color looks like.
Over the hill jokes or poems are appropriate to tell to anyone over 30 years old, because that's the magic number when you can start teasing about impending middle age. A Golden Oldie Hat would make a fun gag gift for an over the hill birthday party.
You know you're over the hill when:
Happy Hour is a nap in the afternoon.
You have all the time in the world to put your photographs in photo albums, but you can't remember who the people in the snapshots are.
Your children are beginning to look middle aged.
The bad part is that you have to grow old before somebody will tell you that you look young for your age.
A 75 year old woman was a guest at a lot of weddings. Her favorite thing was to nudge the 20 year old boys and tell them, "You're next." She stopped doing this when someone said the exact same thing to her... only this time, she was at a funeral.
The car you drove in college is now considered a "classic" worth ten times its original price.
You spend ten minutes looking for your glasses that you've been holding in your hand the whole time.
You've changed your hair color so many times you're tempted to let the roots grow out just to see what your natural color looks like.
On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness
by Arthur Guiterman
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesar’s bust is on my shelf,
And I don’t feel so well myself.
Over the hill jokes or poems are appropriate to tell to anyone over 30 years old, because that's the magic number when you can start teasing about impending middle age. A Golden Oldie Hat would make a fun gag gift for an over the hill birthday party.