Free 60th Birthday Quotes
Use these free 60th birthday quotes on cards, in speeches, or toasts for a celebration of someone reaching the new "middle age" of sixty!
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
- Anonymous
We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.
- May Lamberton Becker
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf
Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.
- George William Curtis
I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
- Phyllis Diller
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!
- Joe Dean
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent!
- Unknown
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
- Unknown
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
- Unknown
We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up.
- Christopher Morley
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
-Art Buchwald
View life as a continuous learning experience.
- Denis Waitley
Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.
- Unknown
May your pockets be heavy-
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.
-Unknown
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
- Laurence J. Peter
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
- Unknown
Somehow a "student discount" morphed into a "senior discount" and you didn't see it coming.
- Ralph Miranda
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
- Anonymous
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day
This one is great for a 60th birthday quote:
Looking 50 is great--if you're 60.
- Joan Rivers
May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
- Unknown
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
- Unknown
At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.
-Albert Schweitzer
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Now you have some good quotes, so check out these fun 60th birthday gifts of retro candy!
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
- Anonymous
We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.
- May Lamberton Becker
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf
Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.
- George William Curtis
I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
- Phyllis Diller
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!
- Joe Dean
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent!
- Unknown
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg
Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.
- Unknown
Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.
- Unknown
We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up.
- Christopher Morley
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
-Art Buchwald
View life as a continuous learning experience.
- Denis Waitley
Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.
- Unknown
May your pockets be heavy-
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.
-Unknown
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
- Laurence J. Peter
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
- Unknown
Somehow a "student discount" morphed into a "senior discount" and you didn't see it coming.
- Ralph Miranda
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
- Anonymous
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day
This one is great for a 60th birthday quote:
Looking 50 is great--if you're 60.
- Joan Rivers
May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
- Unknown
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
- Unknown
At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.
-Albert Schweitzer
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Now you have some good quotes, so check out these fun 60th birthday gifts of retro candy!