Birthday Sayings for Over the Hill

Here are a bunch of birthday sayings for Over the Hill. Use these on gift cards, at a party, or just for laughs. Over the Hill doesn't pertain to any particular age; it's all a state of mind!

• You know you're over the hill when your computer has more memory than you do.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you dial the telephone but can't remember who you were calling.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you still have a rotary phone in your house.
  
  
• When jokes about adult diapers aren't funny anymore, you know you're over the hill.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you worry more about memory loss than hair loss.
  
  
• You're over the hill when the restaurant waitress tells you about the "senior's dinner special."
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you're done raising your children but are now supporting your parents.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when control-top panty hose seems like a better option than going to the gym.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you buy shoes for comfort instead of style.
  
  
• When the car you owned in high school is now a sought after classic car, you can be assured you're over the hill.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you can't blow out all the candles on your birthday cake.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you're finally getting your money's worth out of your health insurance.
  
  
• When you scour the library for large print books to read, you know you're over the hill.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you're growing shorter with each birthday.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you repeat yourself over and over again.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you hear your favorite music in elevators.
  
  

Here are a few more birthday sayings:

• You know you're over the hill when you can get up early every morning but don't have to worry about going to work.
  
  
• If you have all the time in the world to pursue your hobbies, you're probably over the hill.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you take your time; you never have to do hurry anymore.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when young people give up their seats for you on the bus.
  
  
• You know you're over the hill when you don't have to listen to anybody you don't want to- you just say you can't hear them and move on.
  
  
• If your parties don't disturb the neighbors anymore, then you're over the hill.