Best Quotes About Turning 40
Turning 40 can be traumatic to some people, but it's really not such a big deal. An age is just a number... Just the same, if you want to give someone a hard time, here are some of the best quotes about turning 40:
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. - Helen Rowland
Men with comb-overs are starting to seem attractive.
You'd just as soon have cereal for dinner.
You decide you'd better get a rubber mat in the tub -- just in case.
There's less dusting because you move slower now that you're 40. Less movement means less dust. Less dust means less dusting. It's that simple.
You paid health care premiums for years and hardly ever went to the doctor. Now that you're 40, it's payback time. If you think hard, there's something that hurts every day. You can finally get your money's worth.
The drug companies are discovering miracle drugs every day. Why not use your prescription copay and try them all?
When you turn 40, you won't have to worry about anyone waking you up after 9PM. Everyone thinks people over 40 go to bed early.
You don't need to look in the mirror anymore, because after 40, you look better in your memory than you do in the mirror.
Who's that person in the mirror wearing your clothes? It resembles you but looks heavier, shorter, dumpier, and has more wrinkles!
You're certain that if your marriage ended, you'd choose lifelong celibacy over having someone new see you naked.
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. - Helen Rowland
Men with comb-overs are starting to seem attractive.
You'd just as soon have cereal for dinner.
You decide you'd better get a rubber mat in the tub -- just in case.
There's less dusting because you move slower now that you're 40. Less movement means less dust. Less dust means less dusting. It's that simple.
You paid health care premiums for years and hardly ever went to the doctor. Now that you're 40, it's payback time. If you think hard, there's something that hurts every day. You can finally get your money's worth.
The drug companies are discovering miracle drugs every day. Why not use your prescription copay and try them all?
When you turn 40, you won't have to worry about anyone waking you up after 9PM. Everyone thinks people over 40 go to bed early.
You don't need to look in the mirror anymore, because after 40, you look better in your memory than you do in the mirror.
Who's that person in the mirror wearing your clothes? It resembles you but looks heavier, shorter, dumpier, and has more wrinkles!
You're certain that if your marriage ended, you'd choose lifelong celibacy over having someone new see you naked.