65th Birthday Funny Poems Jokes
For a 65th birthday, funny poems, jokes or sayings are generally a tradition to write in their greeting card. Here are a few ideas:
It's your birthday, I declare
65 years you're hiding there
Beneath that snowy fringe on top,
Please keep on chugging, never stop.
Happy Birthday to you, my old friend,
Sixty-five wishes to you, I send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
Hope lovely surprises
Are coming your way,
To make your 65th Birthday
A wonderful day.
This special
65th Birthday greeting
Is being sent your way,
With may happy wishes
For a truly perfect day.
It's your birthday, I declare
65 years you're hiding there
Beneath that snowy fringe on top,
Please keep on chugging, never stop.
Happy Birthday to you, my old friend,
Sixty-five wishes to you, I send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
Hope lovely surprises
Are coming your way,
To make your 65th Birthday
A wonderful day.
This special
65th Birthday greeting
Is being sent your way,
With may happy wishes
For a truly perfect day.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Another year, another new place thet aches.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and some absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely with too high a sprit to be cumbered with your nonsense. This day is all that is good and fair. It is too dear, with all its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Are you very weary? Rest a little bit.
In some quiet corner, fold your hands and sit.
Do not let the trials that have grieved you all the day
Haunt this quiet corner, drive them all away!
Let your heart grow empty of every thought unkind
That peace may hover round you and joy may fill your mind.
Count up all your blessings, I'm sure they are not few,
That the dear Lord daily just bestows on you.
Soon you'll feel so rested, glad you stopped a bit,
In this quiet corner, to fold your hands and sit.
You're at that age when everything
Mother Nature gave you,
Father Time is taking away. - Milton Berle
You know you're getting old when "tying one on" means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet. - Robert Scotellaro
Anyone can get old.
All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx
There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation... a lot of us don't belong to it anymore. - Bernard Baruch
We're always looking for some new 65th birthday funny poems or jokes to add to our list. If you have some you'd like to send our way, please do so!
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Another year, another new place thet aches.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and some absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely with too high a sprit to be cumbered with your nonsense. This day is all that is good and fair. It is too dear, with all its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Are you very weary? Rest a little bit.
In some quiet corner, fold your hands and sit.
Do not let the trials that have grieved you all the day
Haunt this quiet corner, drive them all away!
Let your heart grow empty of every thought unkind
That peace may hover round you and joy may fill your mind.
Count up all your blessings, I'm sure they are not few,
That the dear Lord daily just bestows on you.
Soon you'll feel so rested, glad you stopped a bit,
In this quiet corner, to fold your hands and sit.
You're at that age when everything
Mother Nature gave you,
Father Time is taking away. - Milton Berle
You know you're getting old when "tying one on" means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet. - Robert Scotellaro
Anyone can get old.
All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx
There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation... a lot of us don't belong to it anymore. - Bernard Baruch
We're always looking for some new 65th birthday funny poems or jokes to add to our list. If you have some you'd like to send our way, please do so!