60th Birthday One Liners
Here are some amusing 60th birthday one liners that you can write on a greeting card, or incorporate into a toast:
"You know you've hit your 60th birthday when your definition of 'kids' are adults with children."
-Laurel John
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
-Ogden Nash
"The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it."
-Doris Day
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
-George Burns
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Satchel Paige
"The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
"You know you've hit your 60th birthday when your party doesn't disturb the neighbors."
- Marcia Wilton
These are a little longer than one liners, but still fun to read:
"I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed."
-Anonymous
The Senility Prayer
"God grant me the senility
To forget the people I never liked,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference."
-Anonymous
Have a happy 60th birthday, and hopefully these one liners will give you a chuckle. If you're in need of a present, take a look at a unique box of retro nostalgic candy!
"You know you've hit your 60th birthday when your definition of 'kids' are adults with children."
-Laurel John
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
-Ogden Nash
"The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it."
-Doris Day
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
-George Burns
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Satchel Paige
"The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
"You know you've hit your 60th birthday when your party doesn't disturb the neighbors."
- Marcia Wilton
These are a little longer than one liners, but still fun to read:
"I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits." If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed."
-Anonymous
The Senility Prayer
"God grant me the senility
To forget the people I never liked,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference."
-Anonymous
Have a happy 60th birthday, and hopefully these one liners will give you a chuckle. If you're in need of a present, take a look at a unique box of retro nostalgic candy!